Left my debit card at home.
Realized this just as I was at the cash register of Chipotle with my delicious chicken bowl ready to be paid for.
I apologized to the cashier girl because I wasted their time and I couldn’t even pay for the bowl.
Girl says, “That’s cool, here’s your food.”
Today Chipotle gave me free food.
That cashier girl is so cool.
Chipotle is so cool.
Feb 18, 2014
Hordes and hordes and hordes and hordes of humans
Whoa whoa helicopter ride-along with the popo [circa Feb 11, 2014]
You spend all of your life in LA but you never realize how small it is until you hover from the Staples Center to the Griffith Observatory in less than 20 seconds.
Every hilarious stereotype you previously had engraved in your mind about cops (sports a mustache, likes donuts, has a crude humor, talks like Mark Wahlberg),
…are all true.
I also learned that there is way too much crime in LA and a lot of criminals are hiding in trash cans.